1. Lives on a cloud (ultra dense water vapor, sound familiar?)
2. Winds in the east=TARDIS wheezing. Bert knows that shit when he hears it. BTW, Bert is, like, completely at ease watching people stick to ceilings from laughing too hard and jumping through paintings and shit. I SMELL A PAST COMPANION.
3. Always seems to know when she’s needed. Seriously.
4. Sonic umbrellas, ever heard of them?
5. All that magic jumping into drawings and shit? Rip in time and space. Dimensional portal. Boom.
6. She’s British. They’re all British. Why? Who knows? They just fucking are.
7. Crazy hats, scarves, bow ties, etcetera. DAT TIME LADY FASHION.
8. Her. Bag. Is. Bigger. On. The. Mother. Fucking. Inside.
TIME LORD TECH. YEEEEEEEEE-
9. She can talk her way out of anything. Including hundreds of chimney sweeps shooting out of a fucking chimney.
10. She can talk to birds. She speaks bird. She speaks every language. SHE’S A MOTHERFUCKING TIME LADY.
11.. She doesn’t stick around ever because she has COOL TIME LADY SHIT TO DO.
Your childhood is now about 20000% more awesome.